the badness of Dean Koontz

I will offend any and all Dean Koontz fans.
I am reading "Cold fire" and it's hilarious!
"Light had an affinity for them: it slipped in scintillant currents through their flaxen hair, accented the color of their eyes much the way a jeweler's display lamp enhanced the beauty of emeralds on velvet, and lent an almost mystical luminosity to their skin."
"like the face of a terminal cancer patient from whom disease had sucked the juice of life."
"would no doubt prove to be a mask, and under the mask would be a leering serial killer with a chainsaw fetish."
It's so bad, I can't stop! More tidbits next time.